None. Once the bulb goes out, they replace the house.
Don't be stupid, rioters can't change anything.
Zero.
Four. One to change the bulb and three to make a t-shirt about it.
By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them EDIT: Rip inbox EDIT 2: Thanks for the gold!
All three of them.
It doesn't matter, mine itches so bad it's on fire, providing plenty of light for everyone in the room!
None, because they keep on asking why all of the other light bulbs in the house aren't being changed at the same time.
Because all the rice is gone, and three hours later, they are still trying to back out of your driveway.
If they're not being sold on a farm they're hanging from a tree. Da ho, no I didnt.
Because they're not PC
Just Juan and Emmanuel.
ME: crosses out "replace coworkers with puppies" I guess
