Why doesn't Jesus like M&amp?

Ms? They keep falling through. If that's not offensive enough, replace it with black Jesus and skittles.

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Where does Christopher Walken like to smoke cigars?

A Walken humidor.

Who is there?

A person that likes to tell anti jokes.

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What's white & falls from the sky?

The coming of the Lord." HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! ...please enjoy this tweet. I'm going to hell.

Which pizza shop's business is like it's name?

Dominoes. Falling one at a time.

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Why did Jesus drink wine at the last supper?

Because in 3 days, he would be a raisin

What was the most pivotal point in Jesus' ministry?

When he turned the tables on the Temple vendors!

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How about an office party?

ME: crosses out "replace coworkers with puppies" I guess

What's really important to a bat when they are looking for a new home?

Echo-location, location, location (Replace "bat" with "zubat" if you wish.)

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What did the black Jesus say to the black Black Buddah?

Allah back!

Why doesn't Jesus like M&amp?

Ms? They keep falling through. If that's not offensive enough, replace it with black Jesus and skittles.

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What's the difference between an M&amp?

M and a tiny mute in your tuna sandwich screaming for help? One melts in your mouth, one mouths in your melt.

Why doesn't Jesus like M&amp?

Ms? They keep falling through. If that's not offensive enough, replace it with black Jesus and skittles.

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What will I have at the end of the day?

Three bags of skittles and a small body to hide.

What's the smallest amount of money you would reach into a toilet to get?

Mine is a skittle.