What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs at your front door?

Matt

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs at your front door?

Matt

What do you call a guy with no arms and not legs laying on a porch?

Matt

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Why did Sally fall of the swingset?

She had no arms. BONUS JOKE: Knock Knock. Who's there Not Sally.

What do you call a New Zealander with a sheep under each arm?

A pimp.

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Why did the woman turn to her husband and say "now who the hell would dump such a nice sofa out here in the woods?

She was looking at a bear and thought it was a sofa due to the four legs.

What's the only thing better than a gold medal at the Paralympics?

Legs

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What do you have left after you burn a French alphabet?

H Edit: I don't like explaining jokes but since the first guy didn't get I might as well: When pronounced in a French accent it sounds like ash.

What do you call a guy who stands under a bull?

Understandabull