What makes perfect sense?

The U.S. mint (cents)

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What happened to the minter who went crazy?

He stopped making cents.

What did the penny say to the other penny?

Let's get together and make some cents.

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Why do mathematicians hate the U.S.?

Because it's indivisible.

Why did both Germany and the U.S want to hire Apes during World War Two?

Because they are excellent at waging Gorilla warfare!