What did the penny say to the other penny?

Let's get together and make some cents.

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What did the angry inflatable teacher say to the irresponsible inflatable child in the inflatable school?

Not only have you let me down, you've let yourself down, and you've let the whole school down!

Why should you never stand behind Elsa from Frozen?

You never know when she'll Let it Go.

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Why is a cat like a penny?

Because it has a head on one side and a tail on the other.

What lands as often on its tail as it does its head?

A penny.

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Who was the least guilty President of the them all?

Lincoln. He was in-a-cent.

Why is a change machine easy to understand?

It makes cents.