Why did Mr. Pibb go see Dr. Pepper at Rehab?

Because he was addicted to Coke.

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How are dogs and addicts similar?

They both have PAWS

Why do people get addicted to meth?

Because they didn't think of the aftermeth.

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What do you call a coked-up Iron Man?

Steel Man.

What is the captain of the starship enterprise's favorite drink?

Picardi and coke

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Why did Mr. Pibb go see Dr. Pepper at Rehab?

Because he was addicted to Coke.

Why should I drink Mr. Pibb?

He didn't even finish grad school.

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Why did Mr. Pibb go see Dr. Pepper at Rehab?

Because he was addicted to Coke.

Why should I drink Mr. Pibb?

He didn't even finish grad school.

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Why did the noodles go to rehab?

To get yakisoba.

Why did the duck go to rehab?

Because he was a quack addict!

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Why did the man snort Dr. Pepper?

He thought it was Coke!

Where did Dr. Pepper get his degree?

The University of Minnesoda