How are dogs and addicts similar?

They both have PAWS

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

How do you know when it is raining cats and dogs?

There are poodles everywhere!

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and an agnostic?

Some guy sitting up all night wondering if there really is a dog

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Why should you tell bad jokes to cocaine addicts?

Because they'll crack up anyways

What's the most popular religion for addicts?

the Crystal Methodists

Paw Jokes More Paw Jokes

What do you call it when a cat stops?

A: A paws!

Why is it hard for Chihuahuas to type on a keyboard?

They're all paws.