What do you call it when a cat stops?

A: A paws!

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why did the feminist's bakery go out of business?

She told people to stop patronizing her.

Why did sumo wrestlers start shaving their legs?

To stop getting confused as feminists

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Why are there no cats on Mars?

Because there is no oxygen and they'd die from UV radiation, you idiot.

What do you get if you cross a cat and a gorilla ?

An animal that puts you out a night !

Paw Jokes More Paw Jokes

Why is it hard for Chihuahuas to type on a keyboard?

They're all paws.

What did the cat say when he lost all his money ?

I'm paw !