Why are there no cats on Mars?

Because there is no oxygen and they'd die from UV radiation, you idiot.

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What's the best fabric Softener to use on a cat?

Pounce...

Why don't cats play poker in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs.

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How did the cynic die?

He died of liver failure. He took everything with a pinch of salt.

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When you are the villain

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How many idiots who ask stupid questions does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Change it to what

Why do men act like idiots?

Who says they're acting

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Why are there no cats on Mars?

Because there is no oxygen and they'd die from UV radiation, you idiot.

Who says there's no life on Mars?

Why only today they found a Beagle!

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What happens when someone mixes Francium, Oxygen, Tungsten, and Nitrogen after it explodes?

The chemist may frown.

Why are there no cats on Mars?

Because there is no oxygen and they'd die from UV radiation, you idiot.