Why do people get addicted to meth?

Because they didn't think of the aftermeth.

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Why are pot heads always so condescending?

They always think they're higher then others

How many calls do I get?

cop: one me: What do you think is more likely a lawyer delivering pizza or a dominos providing legal counsel

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Why don't blind people like to skydive?

Because it scares the dog.

Why can't Arabs manage the scoreboards at ball games?

Because people get nervous when Mohammad starts counting down from 10.

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Why are wires addicted to electricity?

They can't resist.

What do you call a drug-addicted canine?

A meth lab!

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What do you call a group of IT guys that smoke meth?

Geek Squad

What's the difference between math and meth?

One of them ruins your life. The other's just meth.