How many calls do I get?

cop: one me: What do you think is more likely a lawyer delivering pizza or a dominos providing legal counsel

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What's a pirate's favorite letter in the alphabet?

ARRGGHH" (R) Your response = (in a pirate voice of course) "You'd think it'd be the ARRGGHH but it actually be the SEA!!! (C)

What did the vertebrate say to the invertebrate?

Always thought you was a bit spineless.

Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

What did the Italian chef say when his boss tried to pick a fight?

You wanna pizza me !

Why didn't Mario put more toppings on his pizza?

Because there wasn't mushroom on it.

Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

Why can't Irishmen be lawyers?

They can never get past the bar.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket filled with manure?

The bucket

Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

Why are the cops shooting so many black men?

There's plenty of Mexicans to shoot too. Yeah I'm going to hell for that one.

How many US cops does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they arrest the room because it's black.

Deliver Jokes More Deliver Jokes

Why is a reflection always twice as good as the real thing?

i actually don't know where to post this idea, true jokes maybe?... There has to be a food for thought sub. This is your OP, I promise to deliver!

What does a Obstetrician and a well written joke have in common?

They deliver

Provide Jokes More Provide Jokes

Why do arabs use Colgate before going to the airport?

because it provides cavity protection

Who currently provides your Internet?

he asked. I said, "My next door neighbour."

Call Jokes More Call Jokes

What do you call a 2 legged dog who always ignore your calls?

Your ex!

How many calls do I get?

cop: one me: What do you think is more likely a lawyer delivering pizza or a dominos providing legal counsel

Domino Jokes More Domino Jokes

What is the opposite of Dominoes?

Domi does not know....

Which pizza shop's business is like it's name?

Dominoes. Falling one at a time.

Legal Counsel Jokes More Legal Counsel Jokes

How many calls do I get?

cop: one me: What do you think is more likely a lawyer delivering pizza or a dominos providing legal counsel

What did the lawyer say to the sovereign citizen when asked for legal counsel?

Am I being retained ** **Am I being retained **