How to be Like Jesus 1. Be a carpenter. 2. Be a nice guy. 3. ?

4. Prophet.

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Why are Americans so bad at chess?

Because they don't have 2 towers.

How many NBA finals does Lebron plan on losing?

not 1 not 2 not 3 not 4 not 5 not 6 not 7

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What did the roman soldier say after crucifying Jesus?

Nailed it

Why didn't Jesus cross the road?

Because you can't cross a road when your nailed to a cross

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What do you do with a Rhinoceros with 3 balls?

You walk him and pitch to the giraffe.

What is the difference between a 5 and a 2?

3

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What does a crappy Carpenter make?

Loose stools

How does a carpenter effectively build stairs?

He thinks one step ahead

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What do you call a nice guy with hemorrhoids?

A stand up guy

Why do nice guys make good lovers?

They always finish last.