How does a carpenter effectively build stairs?

He thinks one step ahead

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What's a pirate's favourite Roman numeral?

You might think it's II, but his true love be the C.

What gets wetter the more you dry?

A woman on a tumble dryer! (Bet you thought I was gonna say 'a towel', didn't you, silly redditors )

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What do Reddit and building a mile long fence have in common?

Post...repost.....repost....repost...repost...

How do you stop an alien invasion?

You build a wall.

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What do you get when you throw a Canadian down a flight of stairs?

An apology.

What did the French man say when he tripped down the stairs?

Eiffel.

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What do you call a carpenter who needs fewer nails?

Jesus

How to be Like Jesus 1. Be a carpenter. 2. Be a nice guy. 3. ?

4. Prophet.