What do you call a carpenter who needs fewer nails?

Jesus

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How did Jesus get his beach bod for the summer?

Cross fit

What did the Romans say to each other after crucifying Jesus?

Nailed it!"

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Why does America have so many boasting Republicans?

Because it needs some bragging rights.

How many..." How many blacks do you need to start a riot?

Minus one.

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Why did the carpenter join the army?

Because he wanted to be a Drill Sergeant

How is Jesus different from other carpenters?

Unlike other carpenters, Jesus may actually return one day