What's the difference between a drummer and publicly traded stock?

Publicly traded stock will mature and make money.

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What's the difference between a thug and a phone charger?

A phone charger charges batteries, but a thug has battery charges

What is the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi?

The people in Dubai don't watch the Flintstones but the people in Abu Dhabidoooo!

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How can you tell if you have a mature or an immature sense of humor?

poop.

What's the difference between men and government bonds?

Bonds mature.

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What's one thing Lance Armstrong can still make money from?

LIESTRONG bracelets.

Who are you and how do you get the time and money?

Teach me.

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What do you call those people who follow musicians around and try to hang with them after the show?

Drummers.

How do you know if there is a drummer at your door?

A: The knocking always speeds up.

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What's the difference between a drummer and publicly traded stock?

Publicly traded stock will mature and make money.

Why did the chicken go to the car dealership?

she wanted to trade the coop for a sedan..