Who are you and how do you get the time and money?

Teach me.

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What is the most up-voted comment of all time?

repost"

How Many Wal-Mart Workers Does it Take to Screw In a Lightbulb?

One to screw in the lightbulb, stock four carts of supplies, and handle seventeen simultaneous customers at any one time for five consecutive hours.

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Who leaves money under the pillows of children with LGBT parents ?

Surely you will have guessed - the brooth fairy.

What is the quickest way to double your money ?

Fold it in half !

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What did Walter White teach?

Advanced methematics.

What did Obe Wan say to Skywalker when he was teaching him table manners?

Use the forks Luke.