How do you know if there is a drummer at your door?

A: The knocking always speeds up.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

Why is it possible for a door to be made out of kittens?

Because they are a-door-able.

Which one is the 'in' door?

Let me show you", says the manager, and 'e walks in.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why did the lost tourist cross the road?

The chicken looked like he knew where he was going.

When did the Chinese man know it was time to go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty

Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

What do you suppose Ray Rice's fiance' did when he got her home from knocking her out?

The dishes if she knows what's good for her!

Why aren't there any knock knock jokes about America?

Because Freedom Rings.

Speed Jokes More Speed Jokes

What's a junkie's favorite videogame?

Need for Speed.

What are goosebumps for?

To slow down speeding geese!

Drummer Jokes More Drummer Jokes

How do you get the drummer off your front porch?

Pay for the pizza.

How do you know if there is a drummer at your door?

A: The knocking always speeds up.