What's the rule for Twitter crushes?

So far I'm in love with 800 women, 2 dudes, and a llama. Send condoms.

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What do you call a person who knows 3 languages?

Trilingual. What do you call a person who knows 2 languages Bilingual. What do you call a person who knows only one language American.

What do you call someone who speaks 2 languages?

Bilingual What do you call someone who speaks 3 languages? Trilingual. What do you call someone who speaks only 1 language? American.

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What famous painting do cows love to look at?

The Moona Lisa!

Why do Japanese people love mechs so much?

Because of all the metal in their brains.

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Why does Brendon Rodgers hate Twitter?

It only allows 140 characters

What is twitter?

3. Twitter is beautiful. 4. What is life

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What do you call a balloon animal made out of a condom?

A Trojan horse.

Why did the Irishman wear two condoms?

To be sure to be sure

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What do Romulans and Vulcans do with their high school drop outs?

Send them to barber school.

How do wasps send messages?

By bee-mail.

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What's the rule for Twitter crushes?

So far I'm in love with 800 women, 2 dudes, and a llama. Send condoms.

How many NRA members does it take to stop a 6-year-old paraplegic from stealing a candy bar?

Nobody knows - they usually lose count at 800 rounds.

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What artistic dog chews a lot and follows the rules of the farm where it lives?

A Chihuahua that can draw and gnaw while obeying the law and lying on straw!

What do you call a vampire, that follows the rules?

Draculaw

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What did the llama say when asked to a picnic?

Alpaca lunch!

What does Rick and the Llama have in common?

Caaaaarl!!