It's 8:00 somewhere!
Paperback
Because he wanted to get a-po-ta-to clock. to make joke more apparent
So far I'm in love with 800 women, 2 dudes, and a llama. Send condoms.
Nobody knows - they usually lose count at 800 rounds.
All your chips and candy bars are family sized.
By reposting it every week!
It only takes one to ruin a good neighbourhood!
Jalapeno business! ha ha.. haha.. ha love this joke (Usually accompanied with three snaps of the fingers in the shape of the letter Z and moving my head from side to side)
Something a woman does while a guy is screwing her.
A: Anything he wants to be called.
With the fishes.
On a blind date
Talk in your sleep.
Four. Because calling the trunk a leg doesnt make it a leg.
They literally can't even.
Pi Ok, I'm leaving now.
Because they can't count to
I would probably say Methodist.
I mean think about it, One for Charmander One for Squirtle and one for your second charmander. (found that but it's against rules to post links lol so I'll just leave that here for a good laugh)