What is a caffeine addict's excuse for drinking coffee in the evening?

It's 8:00 somewhere!

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What do teenage terrorists drink?

Smirnoff ISIS

Why do Irishmen drink all the time?

You would too if you were a ginger

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What's the rule for Twitter crushes?

So far I'm in love with 800 women, 2 dudes, and a llama. Send condoms.

What is a caffeine addict's excuse for drinking coffee in the evening?

It's 8:00 somewhere!

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Why are cats longer in the evening than they are in the morning?

Because they're let out in the evening and taking in in the morning !

What do elephants do in the evenings ?

Watch elevision !