How do you get your wife to listen to every word without interrupting?

Talk in your sleep.

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What did Dr Dre say to his wife during Netflix and chill?

Hope you're ready for the next episode

What's the trick to satisfying your wife or girlfriend with only 3.5 inches?

Visa or Mastercard?

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Why can't the sun talk?

First post) It doesn't have an ellipse.

How do you pick out the extroverted engineer?

He's the one staring at YOUR feet when he talks

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

What do you call a ghost who's always sleeping?

Lazy bones.

Why did Misty want to sleep with Brock?

She saw his Onix harden.

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How do you get your wife to listen to every word without interrupting?

Talk in your sleep.

Why did the interrupting cow cross the road?

MOOOOOO!!!!

Listen Jokes More Listen Jokes

How do you identify a vegan?

Listen closely.

What kind of music do rabbits listen to?

HIP HOP

Word Jokes More Word Jokes

Who's there ! Armenia ! Armenia who ?

Armenia every word I say !

What's a orphans first words?

I don't know. But it sure as hell isn't mommy or daddy.