Visa or Mastercard?
Wait, I can explain everything!
Me: Philosophers still don't know 5: No, why are we HERE Wife: Your dad is lost and won't ask for directions
Well let me tell you...
Some people actually believe santa exist.
Waterboarding.
They don't do liver
Because Bill Gates has a 3.5 inch floppy
It only takes two, but the trick is getting them in the lightbulb.
Trick-or-tweet!"