What's the difference.... Between my girlfriend and santa?

Some people actually believe santa exist.

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What's the difference between a penalty shot in basketball, and a tiny curly wig designed for a bug?

One is a free throw, and the other is a flea 'fro.

What's the difference between Santa and a pimp ?

Santa has just 3 Ho's...

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What is Santa's favorite music?

Wrap! (I came up with this when i was 8.)

Why are steam trains naughty around Christmas?

They're hoping Santa will give them a lump of coal.

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What do you calll a woman that people sit on ?

Cher !

What is the preferred drink for people in St. Cloud?

Mini Soda

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What did the fisherman and his girlfriend do last night?

Net fish and krill

What's the do a girlfriend and an ice cream cone have in common?

The ones that are hot don't last as long

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What's the most believed oxymoron?

Peaceful muslims

What is red... And smells like green paint?

Red paint! Whats green, and smells like red paint Green paint :) Can't believe how many time I switch to the second, and they don't get it!