What did the handless box get for hristmas?

Gloves. Just kidding, he hasn't opened it yet.

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One kid in three trash cans

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You let your 15 year old daughter smoke at the dinner table... in front of her kids.

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Because it's his only chance to open the door to Number 10!

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You can't gentrify this place! I just moved here!"

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What present did the kid with no hands get?

Gloves. Ha! Just kidding, I don't know what he got, he hasn't opened it yet.

What did the boy with no hands get for a Christmas present?

Gloves.... Just kidding he hasn't got into it yet.