How do you know if you're a bogan?

You let your 15 year old daughter smoke at the dinner table... in front of her kids.

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What's the difference between a four-year-old and a bag of cocaine?

There's no way Eric Clapton would let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window!

What time is it when your watchdog lets a robber take the family silver?

Time to get a new watchdog.

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How heavy is a photon?

I don't know, but it's probably light-weight

How do you know when you are too drunk to drive?

When you swerve to miss a tree and then realise it was your air freshener..

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What is the worst kind of wood to have in your home around your kids?

Naughty pine

Why did the Trix bunny hand out eggs?

Chicks are for kids!

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How does a chef ask to leave the dinner table?

He says, "Gourmet I be excused?"

How do you know if you're a bogan?

You let your 15 year old daughter smoke at the dinner table... in front of her kids.

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How do you know if you're a bogan?

You let your 15 year old daughter smoke at the dinner table... in front of her kids.

What's the scariest 3 letter acronym for a soldier in Afghanistan with a 15 year old daughter at home?

IUD

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How do you know if you're a bogan?

You let your 15 year old daughter smoke at the dinner table... in front of her kids.

What's the scariest 3 letter acronym for a soldier in Afghanistan with a 15 year old daughter at home?

IUD