Why did the Trix bunny hand out eggs?

Chicks are for kids!

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

When are YOU going to start having kids?

Me: When are you going to stop

Why did the Country Bear Jamboree bear blush?

Because he was a bear a-singing. ..... I am at Disney with the kids this week...

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Why did the rooster get 20 years in prison?

He got caught on the internet, looking up chicks.

Why didn't Cathy keep the extra dollar of change at Chick-fil-a?

Because Cathy can't help being Truett-ful