When are YOU going to start having kids?

Me: When are you going to stop

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What starts with F and ends in UCK?

Fire truck.

Why do we have a Thanksgiving holiday?

Student: "So we know when to start Christmas shopping!"

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What do you get when a truck full of potatoes drives into kindergarten full of kids?

Moussaka

Why did the kid fall out of the tree?

I shot him Why did the second kid fall out I stapled them together Why did the third kid fall out Peer pressure

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa?

Santa knows to stop after three Ho's.

Whats the difference between a goat and a kid?

I stopped butchering goats.