What do you get when a truck full of potatoes drives into kindergarten full of kids?

Moussaka

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What do Catholic priests and the Zika Virus have in common?

They both give kids a little head.

What are you up to?

Her: I'm making Chinese. Me: Cloning's unethical. Hahaha just kidding. Make me a math tutor.

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How does a potato keep up with it's friends?

With Google chromosome+

What do you call a potato on the street corner?

Idaho

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Which is the quickest way to reach the hospital?

Bernard pushed him under a truck...

What do you get when you cross a motorcycle and a truck?

hit by a car.

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Where were you between four and six?

I said, "Kindergarten."

What's the difference between the ISIS headquarters and a kindergarten?

I don't know, I just fly the drone.