What's the difference between the ISIS headquarters and a kindergarten?

I don't know, I just fly the drone.

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I know that peel.

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What's the difference between the ISIS headquarters and a kindergarten?

I don't know, I just fly the drone.

What's the difference between a civilian camp and an ISIS base?

I don't know I just fly the drones

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What's the difference between the ISIS headquarters and a kindergarten?

I don't know, I just fly the drone.

What did you learn in kindergarten today?

5-year-old: A doughnut would help me remember. Apparently she learned bribery.