What are you up to?

Her: I'm making Chinese. Me: Cloning's unethical. Hahaha just kidding. Make me a math tutor.

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How do you tell if your eggs are rotten?

If your kid has down syndrome.

How do I raise my kids?

Simple, I grab them under their arm pits, bend at the knees and stand up, how else would you do it

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What's Pao's favorite Chinese dish?

Infant children.

Why have the Chinese not got telephone directories?

There's so many Wing's and Wong's they might wing the wong number.

Clone Jokes More Clone Jokes

What's a word that starts with "u" and ends with "w"?

Cloning.

Why were the two Chinese scientists having trouble cloning a caucasian?

Because two Wongs can't make a white.

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What do you get when you mix tea and a dogs name?

A dinosaur! Ha ha get it Tea-rex Hahaha...

Whenever I'm bored I stop a stranger and ask "where am I?

and whatever they say I runaway screaming "Hahaha I'm a genius! I can teleport!"