What do you get when you cross a motorcycle and a truck?

hit by a car.

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What do you get when cross the Dukes of Hazzard car with K.I.T.T. ?

General Lee speaking.

What video game system do police officers play in their cars?

Wii U, Wii U, Wii U...

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What do you get when you cross the Italian mafia with the Russian mafia?

Thrown in a lake.

Why shouldn't the chicken cross the road?

It would be a fowl proceeding.

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How do you keep a clown from laughing?

Hit him in the face with an axe.

Why did the stick-figure man's arm keep hitting him in the face?

Because it was the punch line.

Truck Jokes More Truck Jokes

How did the vegetable farmer fix his flat tire on his truck?

with asparagus...

What's the difference between a ladder and a truck?

It's no bad luck to walk under a truck.

Motorcycle Jokes More Motorcycle Jokes

Why was the motorcycle going so slow?

Because it was two tired!

Which would you like, a piano or a motorcycle?

Yes." (Yamaha)