Because he wanted to get a-po-ta-to clock. to make joke more apparent
I want some raspberries, not the tears of Jesus.
It was a wannabe wallaby!
This joke makes more sense if you can see it in person, but we'll give it a shot, anyway. Use your imagination. Why do the ladies love Jesus? Because he was hung like this!
A: "The C" COMMENT A JOKE BELOW!
Because it takes more than 35 patients to make a full set of teeth.
Bernadette.
They SETI their alarm-y
Alarmed.
Nobody knows - they usually lose count at 800 rounds.
A: It set its alarm for eight -- so it would get a potato clock.
