What is twitter?

3. Twitter is beautiful. 4. What is life

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How do you fit 4 girls on a bar stool?

Flip it over

What's the first step of fire safety?

4-year-old: Stay away from dragons. Me: 4: Me: Well, obviously.

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Why do the bald seem to handle life so much better than the rest?

They're always eager for more on their pate.

What did earth say to the other planets?

You guys have no life!

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How did the 3 legged frog get across the 4 lane freeway?

Take the F out of Free, and the F out of way and you'll have your answer.

How was your day?

Lifeguard 2: Sad, I saw a bear in lake 1: How is that sad 2: He could bearly swim! 1:.. 2: He ate 3 campers

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Why is George R.R. Martin really bad at using Twitter?

There's a limit to how many characters you are allowed to waste.

What climate scientist does Disney follow on twitter?

The rogue one