What is twitter?

3. Twitter is beautiful. 4. What is life

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Who's in there?

He yells He gets a reply "jean-claude van damme" All 4 of you,get out!

What do you call 4 Mexicans stuck in quicksand?

Quatro cinqo.

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Who says there's no life on Mars?

Why only today they found a Beagle!

What all girls want?

All girls want 70 things in their life 1. Shopping Rest are "69"

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What do a burnt pizza, a frozen beer, and a pregnant woman have in common?

In all 3 cases, someone forgot to pull it out.

What happened to the Polish dog?

He chewed off 3 legs and was still caught in the trap

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Who are all these people Twitter wants me to follow?

Has the fail whale been stalking me. Help, stranger danger!

Why are Twitter jokes not as funny when you read them aloud to a friend?

It's not like they had to be there...