What happened to the Polish dog?

He chewed off 3 legs and was still caught in the trap

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Why US didn't attack India, after twin-tower incident, looking for terrorists ?

Because it didn't happen in 7/11

What happens to a Canadian's car when it breaks down?

The owner calls Triple Eh.

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What did the south tower say to the north?

BRB man, I've got to catch a plane. Im soz.

Why are the busiest paleontologists always rednecks?

Because they are always caught up in some type of relative dating.

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What do you call gummy semites?

Chews!

How does a train eat?

It goes chew, chew

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What is amnesia?

Is it: A) memory loss A) memory loss Or 3) The Battle of Hastings

What did the 3 holes in the ground say?

Well, well, well

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What do you call a reindeer trapped in a storm?

A Thundeer

Why couldn't they find the cheesemaker after the accident?

He was trapped under da-Brie!

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What has 3 legs and 3 eyes?

Three pirates

What do you call a bird with 3 wings and 3 legs?

Triangull

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What would happen if you ate yeast and polish?

You would rise and shine.

What did the Cherokee-Polish couple name their firstborn?

Running Stupid

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What happened to the Polish dog?

He chewed off 3 legs and was still caught in the trap

How do Polish dogs get bumps on their heads?

Chasing parked cars.