What happens to a Canadian's car when it breaks down?

The owner calls Triple Eh.

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How did the stem cell break it to his girl?

It's not you it's me*iosis* Could probably do with some work on deliver as I made it 5 minutes ago

Did you hear the one about the guy with the broken hearing aid?

Neither did he.

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What happened to the little Dutch boy after he put his finger in the dyke?

she shattered his jaw!

What happened after the King of All Cosmos destroyed the stars in a drunken rage?

Divine intervention. edit: Oh.

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What do you call a Canadian rap group?

Poutine Clan

What do you call a Canadian fish with no bones?

Phil, eh?

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Whats the difference between cats and dogs?

Dogs have owners, cats have staff.

Why did the alarm go off at the mansion?

Because the owner entered the correct code.

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What kind of batteries do stuttering Canadians use?

Triple Eh's.

What happens to a Canadian's car when it breaks down?

The owner calls Triple Eh.