What do you call a Syrian refugee on the Mediterranean?

What do you call a Syrian refugee on the Mediterranean? Bob What does a Syrian refugee call their pet? Dinner What's grosser than gross? Two Syrian refugees fighting over a tampon.

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Syrian Jokes More Syrian Jokes

What's the difference between mathematicians and Syrian refugees?

Mathematicians don't struggle with integration.

What does a Syrian pirate say?

Allah AkbARRR

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

Why did the top bun and bottom bun of the Big Mac get in a fight?

There was bad beef between them

What do you call a fight in Mexico?

A Juan on Juan.

Tampon Jokes More Tampon Jokes

How do Vampires Make Tea?

Used Tampons

Why are the sheep in Africa coloured pink?

The elephants are using them as tampons

Dinner Jokes More Dinner Jokes

Who is Superman's brother?

Supperman. Or his kid Soup-erman. One just gets to dinner on time and the other is really good and making soup. E: I thought of it in it in a dream so thats why its not so good

Why does mama aardvark call her husband a cannibal?

Because he ate his ant for dinner!

Bob Jokes More Bob Jokes

How about a dirty one as well?

Want to hear a clean joke? Bob took a bath. With Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? (Punchline hidden so you don't accidentally read)

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs floating in the water?

A: Bob

Mediterranean Jokes More Mediterranean Jokes

What do you call bad Mediterranean food?

Falawful.

What do Mediterranean volcanoes make for dessert?

bakLAVA

Pet Jokes More Pet Jokes

What's the problem?

Wife: He makes friends with the strangest things Me petting a bee: You're not strange are you Alan

Why is polar bear cheap to have as a pet ?

It lives on ice !

Syrian Refugee Jokes More Syrian Refugee Jokes

What do the Syrian refugees and water have in common?

They both keep trying to get on our shores....

What do you call a Syrian refugee on the Mediterranean?

What do you call a Syrian refugee on the Mediterranean? Bob What does a Syrian refugee call their pet? Dinner What's grosser than gross? Two Syrian refugees fighting over a tampon.