What do the Syrian refugees and water have in common?

They both keep trying to get on our shores....

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What would you call the Islamic State if they tried to take over Antarctica?

Ice-is I'll show myself out.

What did the IT guy say to his wife after she complained about their love life?

Did you try turning me off and on again?"

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How do you get the water in a watermelon?

Plant it in the spring.

What do you call water that hasn't been changed?

Still, water.

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Why do Canadians love Syrian Refugees?

more moslem guys who can convert canadian girls to islam. What a deal!

What do the Syrian refugees and water have in common?

They both keep trying to get on our shores....

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What did the ocean say to the shore?

Nothing, it just waved.

What did the girl sea say when the boy sea asked her for a date?

Shore.

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What do the Syrian refugees and water have in common?

They both keep trying to get on our shores....

Why don't Syrian Refugees play baseball?

because they don't know where home is