How do you get the water in a watermelon?

Plant it in the spring.

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Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What's the water polo team's favorite song?

Smoke on the Water, because they are always getting roasted. :3

What did the fresh egg say to the boiling pot of water?

It's going to take me a while to get hard, I just got laid this morning."

Plant Jokes More Plant Jokes

How do you grow a cow?

Plant its nuts.

What did one plant say to the other plant that was annoying him?

Please leaf me alone! Or I'll tell my mom, and you'll get in trouble.

Watermelon Jokes More Watermelon Jokes

What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon?

Well the first noticeable difference is that the watermelon tastes better.

Whats the difference between a watermelon and a baby?

One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer and the other one is a watermelon

Spring Jokes More Spring Jokes

What is a mattress' favorite season?

Spring.

What did the physics professor shout when he disproved Hooke's Law in early to mid March?

Spring break!