Why is polar bear cheap to have as a pet ?

It lives on ice !

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What's the difference between people on Reddit and dead people?

Dead people had lives.

Why are the nordic countries the best countries to live in?

Their flags are big plusses.

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Where do polar bears go to deposit money?

A snowbank

What do you get when you cross a seal and a polar bear?

A polar bear.

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Why are penguins socially awkward?

Because they can't break the ice.

What is the difference between ice and dry ice ?

Dry ice lacks of water.

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What do you call a Syrian refugee on the Mediterranean?

What do you call a Syrian refugee on the Mediterranean? Bob What does a Syrian refugee call their pet? Dinner What's grosser than gross? Two Syrian refugees fighting over a tampon.

What's the difficult part about having a dingo for a pet?

It takes 10 months to give it a good meal