What's Invisible and Smells Like Mice?

Cat Farts...

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What happens when a clown farts?

It smells funny. --As told to me by an Engineering lead... Much facepalm ensued.

What's yellow and smells like a zebra?

Lion vomit.

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What do you get if cross a mouse woth a packet of washing up powder ?

Bubble and squeak !

What does a cat call a bowl of mice ?

A purrfect meal !