What does a cat call a bowl of mice ?

A purrfect meal !

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Whatcha thinkin about?

Me: How ferrets are like if a cat and a scarf had a baby.

What would you call Mike Mauser if he was a cat?

Mike Meowser

Bowl Jokes More Bowl Jokes

What would the name on the cat's bowl be?

It would be 'Bowl' and all of your friends would leave you because you are an idiot and named your cat Bowl.

What did Helen Keller say after she finished her bowl of cereal for breakfast?

I may be blind, but I can see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch.

Mouse Jokes More Mouse Jokes

Why did the man put cheese on his computer?

A: He wanted to feed the mouse.

What's the hardest part of milking a mouse ?

Getting it to fit over a bucket !