What's the hardest part of milking a mouse ?

Getting it to fit over a bucket !

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Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

Why did the blonde keep a empty carton of milk in the fridge?

A: In case she wanted black coffee.

Why does a milking stool only have 3 legs?

The cow has the udder.

Hard Jokes More Hard Jokes

What's the hardest part about being a vegan?

Waking up at 5 am to milk the almonds.

What do you call it when a black guy gets a hard on?

The Dark Knight Rises

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a farmer?

A farmer shucks between fits.

What's black and white, and red all over. And cant fit through a revolving door?

A nun with a javelin through her.

Bucket Jokes More Bucket Jokes

Why was the legless man immortal?

Because he couldn't kick the bucket.

What is it called when buckets of paint conspire with each other?

A colour scheme.

Mouse Jokes More Mouse Jokes

Why do mice have small balls?

Not many of them know how to dance.

What did the elephant say when it saw the Chihuahuas coming down the road?

Look out for the mice!