What do you call it when a black guy gets a hard on?

The Dark Knight Rises

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What do you call a black guy who flies airplanes?

A pilot, you racist.

What do black guys have that's longer than most white men's and gets even bigger when they touch a woman?

Their criminal record.

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What is better than a rose on a piano?

Tulips on the organ. (I'll show myself out...)

Why was Doughman the only hero to rise up and help?

because he was kneaded.

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What is the hardest part about your wife telling you she has AIDS?

Acting surprised.

What's the hardest part breaking up with a Japanese girlfriend?

You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it.

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What do you get when you cross 10 sodium particles with the Dark Knight?

Nananananananananana BATMAN!

Why don't they call the Batman film "The White Knight" instead of "The Dark Knight"?

Because no one would care that he died.

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What do you call it when a black guy gets a hard on?

The Dark Knight Rises

What happens when the Batman sees Catwoman?

The Dark Knight Rises.