What's the hardest part breaking up with a Japanese girlfriend?

You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it.

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Everywhere.

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Everywhere.

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Because the rancher was a cattlist.

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A fruit by the foot

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What do you have on?

The man says, "I have a hard on but I didn't know you could smell it."

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The Wheelchair

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What sport do Japanese people watch?

Desuball

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Whats worse than having to break up with your Japanese girlfriend for the first time?

Her not hearing you, so you drop the bomb a 2nd time.

What's the worst part of having to break up with a Japanese girlfriend?

you have to drop the bomb twice before she gets it