Why does a milking stool only have 3 legs?

The cow has the udder.

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What do you call a cow during an earthquake?

A milkshake

What do you do if a cow is in the middle of the road you're driving on?

steer clear

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How does a Chinese family name their children?

They throw 3-9 pots and pans down a flight of stairs.

What's the difference between a blue 7 and a red 4?

3, duh. (My ex's 9 year old little sister told me this joke, and followed is up with: "and YOU'RE the math guy!" >< Burned.)

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Why is Papyrus taller then Sans?

Because Papyrus drinks plenty of milk.

What do a gallon of milk and the city of Carthage have in common?

Ideally you only have to sack them once, but we should probably sack them again for good measure.

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Why does a milking stool have only 3 legs?

Because the cow has the utter.

Why do you call a person with 3 legs?

Mutated

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Why does a milking stool have only 3 legs?

Because the cow has the utter.

Why do milking stools only have 3 legs?

Because the cow has the udder

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What did the farmer say when he tried to milk the cow, but nothing came out?

Time to try the udder one."

What happened to the cowboy when he said that he was sick of washing cowhides at his side of the dairy?

He was sent to the udder side