What do you call a cow during an earthquake?

A milkshake

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What do you call a cow that has given birth?

Decalfinated.

What's it called when a cow attempts to jump a barbed-wire fence?

An udder disaster

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Where is the safest place to be during an earthquake?

A: a hot air balloon #JonsSafetyTips #Safety #safetyTip #EarthquakeSafetyFacts

Whose fault is it that California always has earthquakes?

San Andreas fault.

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What do you call a cow having a seizure?

A milkshake.

What's Michael J. Fox's favorite drink?

a milkshake