Why was the legless man immortal?

Because he couldn't kick the bucket.

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Why did the vulture get kicked off the flight?

He brought the wrong carrion.

Why do you fight using only your feet?

Oh, y'know. For kicks.

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What did grandpa say before he kicked the bucket?

How far do you think i can kick this bucket Also, Why did the chicken cross the road He was in the bucket(/spoiler)

What's the hardest part of milking a mouse ?

Getting it to fit over a bucket !

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Why was the legless man immortal?

Because he couldn't kick the bucket.

What do you call a armless, legless man in water?

Bob.