Why are the sheep in Africa coloured pink?

The elephants are using them as tampons

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What does Joan Jett use when her lips are chapped?

Ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-cherry balm!

Why did the computer get a virus?

He wasn't using protection.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Who do elephants get their christmas presents from ?

Elephanta Claus !

Why did the circus animals go on strike?

The elephants found out that they were being paid peanuts compared to the rest of the troupe and the ringleader was taking the lions share.

Africa Jokes More Africa Jokes

What is the difference between a poker card and Africa?

The sooner is the Ace of Spades and the latter, a Space of AIDS.

What is the most positive thing in Africa?

HIV

Colour Jokes More Colour Jokes

How are you related to the sun?

Because your teeth are the same colour as it.

What did the colours red and violet say to one another when they couldn't agree in their debate?

I guess we're just on different ends of the spectrum.

Tampon Jokes More Tampon Jokes

What's the definition of gross?

Two vampires fighting over a used tampon

How do Vampires Make Tea?

Used Tampons

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

Where do sheep go to get their hair cut?

The baa-baa shop.

What do you call it when a sheep sells his wool for money?

Cashearing! (Joke I made up last night at work, so be gentle with me)