Where do sheep go to get their hair cut?

The baa-baa shop.

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What's the difference between a Pizza and an onion?

No one cries when you cut up Pizza.

What do you call a big, dumb, slow guy who cuts down trees?

A lumbering oaf.

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What sits in the kitchen and gets smaller and smaller?

A baby combing its hair with an apple peeler

What's the best way to get bubble gum out of your hair?

Cancer

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Why do Scottish men wear kilts instead of jeans?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

What do you call a big cat disguised to blend in with a herd of sheep?

A sheopard.