Why did the circus animals go on strike?

The elephants found out that they were being paid peanuts compared to the rest of the troupe and the ringleader was taking the lions share.

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What powerful reptile is found in the Sydney opera house ?

The Lizard of Oz !

Why couldn't the Duke of Esterhazy find his music composer?

Because he was Haydn.

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How much do pirates pay for corn?

A buck an ear!

What is school like?

It's terrible, we have to do all the work, but the teachers get paid.

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How do you hide an elephant in a fridge?

You remove his slippers and open the door . You put him inside. You close the door and take the slippers away.

What do you call an elephant the circus no longer needs?

Irrelephant.

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When does a hunger strike stop?

When hunger strikes.

What kind of magic does a love-struck giraffe practice?

Neck-romance-y.

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Why was the man sent to prison after staying up all night?

Because he was resisting a rest.

What do elephants in the zoo get for lunch?

Half an hour, just like the rest of the animals.

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Why did the Russians use peanuts for torture in the Cold War?

Because in Soviet Russia, Nut Cracks You!

What did the peanut say to his wife before he left?

I'll be back in a jiffy

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Why did the circus animals go on strike?

The elephants found out that they were being paid peanuts compared to the rest of the troupe and the ringleader was taking the lions share.

What do you call a troupe of performing Redditors?

Cirque le Jerk

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Why did the music critic compare the song to a foul-mouthed mixture of sand and wind?

Because it was Da-rude Sandstorm

How many black Oscar nominees would it take (compared to white nominees) to satisfy the boycotters?

Three-fifths as many seems like a generous offer.